"Everything is Possible" .......(1)
=>
It means it is impossible to find something which is impossible. ......(2)

From (1) and (2)---> CONTRADICTION.

So, we can say that,

"Everything is possible except finding something which is impossible." -Ryan using (1) & (2)

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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?”

He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on and checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more countries... He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell...
 
 
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, What do they do here?"

He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour..Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes and beats you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells---so why are so many people waiting to get in here?" asked the man.

Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the Indian devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in and signs the register and then goes to the canteen!
 

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Wise people think all they say;
Fools say all they think.

A signature always revealsa man's character....and sometimes even its name!!!

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you meet a beautiful girl.

- Uzair Sait

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it.

- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like?

- Jean Cocturan

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia!