Hey all just for change ... relax from boring poems...

1) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

2) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

3) Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

4) Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? 

Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

5) Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.

Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

6) Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.

When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

7) Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?

Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

8) Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".

Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

9) When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

10) In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.