Gopal loves to be in center of attention
While attending whichever function
Stretching his luck as far as possible
With everyone he deals.

His wife was all smiles
When everyone was listening to Gopal’s tales
A foreign dignitary introduced himself
as Ambassador of a country
Gopal retorted he was Mercedes of his country.

All the people in the function laughed
And Gopal’s wife coughed
As just one line from his mouth
Made him lose his elite status.